Weee! Gods this man’s voice rules me. And then I randomly checked Amazon.com to see if he was there. He was, and he IS!
First, there’s this book about vampires – what the fuck, I LOVE vampires! – and Jason is the narrator.

It’s free with an Audible account, which I happen to have..ahem! But I tell ya, I’d pay to hear Jason Hill saying ‘fuck’ the way he says ‘fuck’….fuck…!
He’s also included in one of the Chilling Tales for Dark Nights anthologies.

Wonder what story he narrates there? He’s so delicious. Sometimes when I’m listening to the Chilling Tales for Dark Nights podcasts, an ad for Horror Hill comes on, and it’s clearly an old one with Jason Hill narrating. Drives me nuts, it does. Gives me a wetty no matter where I am, time of day or night, bus or walking or sitting or shopping. Just…Jason Hill. Man, I love that voice. He’s so smooth. Like, the other narrators all remind me of someone else who is already famous. One at CTFDN sounds like Matthew Mcconaughey, another sounds like Justin Long. You can just picture this or that popular person telling the story. But Jason Hill is incredibly unique and I just can’t get enough of him.
Know who he reminds me of? Remember the Originals, the WB or CB or whatever vampire show spin-off to Vampire Diaries? And then there was the stuff with um, the witch girl and the blonde vampire, and the lil babies? But then there was that random vampire that came out of nowhere, seemed Cajun or something. Had a very Joe Manganiello look about him, but he was incredibly random and outstanding all at once. Jason Hill is like that. He’s just…his own original. Can’t get enough!
EDIT!! I had to research that vamp. It’s Enzo St. John, played by Michael (it’s just a bunch of) Malarkey.
I’ll download some of these and hopefully remember to come back and tell y’all how hot they were to listen to. Yum!
