That Guilt Monkey

I ought to make a pic of that for you, my lovelies! That heavy primitive ape that rides me like I’m his bitch! Always making me feel guilty for spending time on the computer, even though time on the computer spent by ME is done creating income!

I’m still here though, still trying. Made a great image for my Aphotic Inferno Patreon site if you want to donate or sign up. I share this site and its small income with my dreamy cohort-in-spirit Darthhell. He’s been uploading some great work and you’d love to take a look, I just know it.

Of course, we got into a wee spot o’trouble with Patreon for having a little nudity…well okay, we put up a LOT of nudity! How were we supposed to know what we consider artistic they consider offensive? Well we found out the almost-hard way. They very nicely said “please remove….” and so we removed. It looks a bit bare to the passerby but honestly, once inside, there’s so much great stuff!

Alright I need to go finish being naughty during my lil free weekend. Tomorrow I do a crystal therapy assessment class and I’m actually a bit nervous! I know my healing stuffs, but I’m not fond of having to follow practices and protocols. I know the teacher and she’s very generous with her compassion, but she also wants us to bring our entire set up and that just makes me nervous! I actually bought new stones for it, just today, when I really didn’t need any…

Okay, digressing too much about rl stuff. See you with sexiness soon, darlings! *kisses*

Missed Tutorial Tuesday

Ah well. I still did some painting today, trying to paint hair. Ugh. After awhile it literally looks like I’m trying to mold life from the clay the gods used to make men! Blech. It’s like putty. How do you make putty in an awesome program like Photoshop?? Leave it to me…

I was trying to update my headers for here. I put up a werewolf one that I really liked, it’s kinda weird to look at but I was using it as a tester, and once I got it up well…I felt bad for the lil wolfy guy. I didn’t want to take him down!

I put one up of American Woman in her alter ego of Megyn Wolf, one of my Metrobay Comix superheroines. I really like how her lighting turned out fresh out of Poser, but I still wanted to fiddle with some of Ron’s Angel Dust. So purty.

And I did one of the newer V4/G4 DireLilith. It’s a small series I put on the Aphotic Inferno Patreon account. Here on the header, I kinda feel like it’s me saying, “Do you want classy or do you want cunt? Cuz we got them both!” Haha!

Feel free to share your thoughts <3 And stop by and see me while I’m hard at work making you hard…

DireLilith on Picarto.TV!

Tutorial Tuesdays Might Be A Thing

I JUST finished the latest episode of The Canadian Beaver, for Metrobay Comix. Here’s the cover:

“Bunny Big did something very naughty. And of course she is going to get caught! But how will Mr. Big punish his ‘darling’ wifey?”

Not too bad, if I do say so myself. The episode kinda waxed sentimental as it went on, but there’s some sweet spanking stuff in there, and of course the whole domination thing that I can’t get enough of. Where’s MY rich Mr. Big to boss ME around?? Kidding, I don’t take orders very well. Probably why so many people keep telling me to become a dom…

Anyway, that episode comes out next Tuesday, so be sure to check out MB then.

Today Darthhell and I got this letter about nudey pics on our Patreon site, bwahahaha. I was like, wtf? But it turns out that sweetie of a guy posted some hot and sexy freebies for the public, instead of reserving them just for patrons. And Patreon don’t like dat kinda free stuff, not with adult content. He fixed it though, and hopefully they’ll take a look soon and realize it’s all good.

So I’ve got about another hour and a half on the computer. I’ve loaded up an old DireLilith (that’s me!) pic of me wearing devil horns and hella hot thigh high boots. Mmm! I’m clutching a hand bag and have this weird intriguing pose going on. I think I might try to fuck around with the pic, see if I can’t learn some new techniques. I’d like to do that every Tuesday, so here’s hoping Tutorial Tuesdays become a thing! Pray for me, my lovelies!