…where I come to play…
This is a persona I wore a LONGGGG friggin’ time ago, when I worked for DeadlyIllusions.com – whew, that was what, 2002?? Anyway, I’m going to try to get some mroe business for our Stormbringer Enterprises sites like Erotic Illusions. So I’m wearing this mantle again, to help with the SEO.
What do you think of this girl? This is the WebWych! I think she’s very strange. But I needed her to be separate from my sexy personas. I needed her to be more like Candace than like me/DireLilith or Ubique.
Well well! Lucky you! Two posts from me in ONE day!
This one is about writing, writing and more writing. Because of Covid-19 restrictions and safety protocols, I kind of gave up my spot where I was doing healing massage and energy work. They considered me a health care service, but while I do heal with people, I am covered under provincial ‘personal care’ services like nail salons and spas. We also had a conflict with a client…er friend…er, see, I got them confused even here! Things went south fast when I didn’t offer her the service she wanted, and so…yeah, just didn’t want to hang around there. If she needs that space to feel safe, then whatevs, I have my space inside of me!
Anyway! Babbling! So I have childcare every week day and am doing more and more art and slowly getting back into writing. Now the way I used to while away my hour long busride to work was listening to horror podcasts – specifically Chilling Tales for Dark Nights which is part of the Simply Scary Podcasts! Oh I love me some Jason Hill from Horror Hill….deeeelicious voice…He can hide under my bed any day, mmmm! Though he may not be allowed to leave, especially if he starts using those seductive tones of his!
Distracting! I want to submit stories to their site. I went to their Chilling Tales for Dark Nights Submissions – which actually takes you to the Creepy Pasta Submissions page – and found a whole bunch of scary stories categories. Well you know me, why do things the easy way? I have decided I shall fulfill each of the categories with a story. I’m gonna treat their category list like a sort of personal challenge for writing. Here’s the list:
Abductions and Kidnappings – strangers have the best candy
Animals and Wildlife – oh yes please
Apocalyptic and Dystopian – love it
Artifacts and Objects
Based on True Events – *coughs* Cecil Hotel *coughs*
Beings and Entities
Body Horror
Children and Childhood
Christmas and Holidays
Classic Horror
Conspiracies and Government – boy do I ever!
Creepypasta Classics
Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies – I can do humor, too, you know
Dark Fantasy – death from above, dragons reign!
Deaths, Murders, and Disappearances – Cecil Hotel, ammirite??
Demons and Possession
Dreams and Nightmares
Drugs and Addictions – Cecil Hotel…just sayin’
Feelspastas and Happy Endings – hrm….this one might give me difficulty…
Films and Footage
Folklore and Folktales
Ghosts and Spirits
Halloween Stories
Hell and the Afterlife – deeeeemons rising!!
Historical Fiction
Illness and Injuries
Insects, Spiders, and Parasites
Investigations and Crimes
Jobs and Occupations
Journals and Diaries
Locations and Sites
Madness, Paranoia, and Mental Illness
Medical and Hospitals
Military and Warfare
Monsters, Creatures, and Cryptids
Myths and Legends
Natural Disasters and Storms
Nature and the Outdoors
Occult, Magic, and Witchcraft
Poems and Poetry
Psychological Horror
Religion and Spirituality
Rites and Rituals
Science and Experimentation
Science Fiction and Aliens
Slashers and Gore
Sounds and Voices
Space and Cosmic Horror – Star Wars, Star Trek, LOVE LOVE LOVE! the Grays!
Survival Horror
Suspense and Thrillers
Technology, the Internet, and the Deep Web
Television and Lost Episodes
Torture and Cannibalism
Toys and Dolls
True Scary Stories
Urban Legends – can’t even easily pick a fave here, so many great ones!
Video Games and Gaming
Zombies and the Undead
What I’d love is for you to tell me any ideas YOU come up with that you think `I` might like! You know I love sexy things, and sure, their site isn’t really for erotica like mine. I can tone it down, no worries there. But I do so love scaring people. Oh you thought I was under your bed just for kicks and giggles? Silly munchkin!
Got any story ideas that fit in these? Want to fill me in on Creepy Past Classics? I’m familiar with their site and its impact on the interwebz but what makes it a classic story in the Creepy Past style?
My stories need to be more than 500 words. Feel free to drop a post and say something about what you’d like to see. I know I have my ideas. And yes, I will be sharing them here.
If possible, I hope to soon have my own horror podcast going. I will definitely share with you when I make some more progress. *purrs and blows kisses*
Now available! Darthhell and I are always working hard in the background, even when it seems we’re not producing very much. Quality takes time, y’all! And you already know that with Darthhell, you wait for the best, you get the best! Meeeeowwww! Hot hot hot!
So now at our Patreon page for Aphotic Inferno, you can choose to pay for a single year. This will prevent unintended card declines, and will help us to maintain enough extra flow to keep the energy juices going. Without interest and appreciation from you guys, well, it’s hard to make anything! Darthhell is definitely better than I am at making for himself – you’re all so lucky his lil fetishes match yours, you have no idea! Yum!
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It’s only size but BOOM! Check these out!
I recognized most of the ships except the ones from anime, like Cowboy Beebop, which I know is culturally relevant but…meh…
I thought the Axiom would have been bigger. And I had no idea the Arrival Shell was bigger than the Enterprise! What?? I also don’t recognize the Tohoku Class ship from Firefly – ?
You know you love him. But…is it a him? I don’t know, do you?? We’ve never been told!
All I know is that the Predator alien makes me horny as all Hells! And guess what my friend V found? This is completely weird…but I would love one!
